Let’s be real: some days feel like an Olympic sport where you’re competing for the gold medal in “Keeping It Together While Everything Falls Apart.” And let’s not even talk about the times when your Wi-Fi lags during a Netflix binge, that’s just next-level betrayal.
But before you throw your phone at the wall (again), take a deep breath. No, seriously. Breathe in. Breathe out. Now repeat after me: I am not a human disaster. (Well, not a complete one, anyway.)
Here are 10 mantras that will keep you sane when life insists on being extra. Oh, and stick around for 10, I promise it comes with a life-changing secret weapon you didn’t know you needed.
1. “This Is a Plot Twist, Not the End of My Story”
Ever feel like the universe is using your life as its personal soap opera? Same. But remember, every juicy drama has a redemption arc. You are not at the end; you’re just in the cliffhanger phase. Keep going because the best part hasn’t aired yet.
Action Step:
Write down three things you’re looking forward to, even if it’s just your next coffee run. Small joys count!
2. “I’ve Survived 100% of My Worst Days So Far”
Look at you! Still standing, still scrolling, still making it through despite every curveball life has thrown. That’s proof enough that you’re tougher than you think.
Action Step:
Make a playlist of songs that remind you how powerful you are. Blast it at full volume when doubt creeps in.
3. “Other People’s Opinions Are Not My Problem”
Someone out there thinks you’re too loud, too quiet, too much, not enough? Guess what? Their opinion pays exactly $0.00 toward your bills. Next!
Action Step:
Mute or unfollow anyone who makes you question your awesomeness. Social media detox = peace of mind.
4. “One Awful Day Does Not Equal an Awful Life”
Yes, today sucked. No, that doesn’t mean every day will. Life isn’t Amazon Prime, it doesn’t ship disasters daily (even if it feels like it).
Action Step:
Start a “Victory Journal.” Write down one thing you did well today. Even if it’s just “I got out of bed.” That counts!
5. “If They Wanted To, They Would”
That flaky friend? That situationship that never turns into a relationship? That job that keeps ghosting you after promising a callback? If they wanted to, they WOULD. Don’t settle for breadcrumbs when you deserve the full damn bakery.
Action Step:
Block. Delete. Move on. The right people and opportunities won’t need chasing.
6. “Resting Is Productive, Too”
You don’t have to “earn” rest. Burnout isn’t a badge of honor, and exhaustion is NOT proof of hard work. So go take that nap guilt-free.
Action Step:
Schedule a “do-nothing” hour in your day. No work, no chores, just vibes.
7. “The Only Approval I Need Is My Own”
You don’t need a panel of judges holding up scorecards every time you make a decision. Trust yourself! Your gut instinct is smarter than you think.
Action Step:
Practice making one small decision today without asking for anyone’s opinion. See? You got this.
8. “Bad Btches Have Bad Days Too”
Yes, even your favorite influencer cries in the shower sometimes. Even Beyoncé has off days. Being strong doesn’t mean being invincible. Give yourself grace.
Action Step:
Write a love letter to yourself. Read it every time you forget how incredible you are.
9. “One Tiny Step Is Still Progress”
You don’t have to climb Mount Everest tomorrow. Sometimes, just getting out of bed and brushing your teeth is enough. And honestly, that’s a win.
Action Step:
Pick one small thing you can do right now. Drink water. Stretch. Reply to that one text you’ve been avoiding. Progress is progress.
10. “I Deserve to Feel Good, Right Now”
Not when you lose weight. Not when you land the dream job. Not when someone finally texts back. Right now. And sometimes, feeling good starts with the little things, like taking care of yourself in a way that actually feels luxurious.
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Your Turn!
Which mantra spoke to you the most? Drop a comment and let’s talk! Oh, and if you know someone who really needs to hear 5 (we all do), send this their way. Sharing is caring.